A Couple Golf Jokes

Two men were playing golf on a course right next to a cemetery. After they teed off, one of them noticed a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, places it over his heart and bows his head. When the funeral is over the other golfer looks at his friend and asks ‘That was a very nice gesture, why did you do it?’ The man replies ‘ Well, we were married for almost 40 years. It is the least that I could do’.

A Lady golfer had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help… and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, “Why are you back in so early? What’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee”, she said. “Where”, he asked? “Between the first and second hole”, she replied. He nodded knowingly and said, “Then your stance is too wide.”

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