Best way to be kicked off a golf course?

Ok, this is a statement made in a practical joke sort of way. My friend works at a golf course, and his job is to clean the golf carts and kick out rowdy customers. And you see, I have never been kicked out of a golf course, and neither has my friend. So, of course we have a few ideas, but does anyone here work at a golf course and played jokes on other workers and such?
Ok, well I dont want to have to pay for expensive debts-like destroying a golf cart. Since my buddy mostly works with them, we wanted to drive one into a lake, but they would make us pay for it and we have a limited budget.

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10 Comments on “Best way to be kicked off a golf course?”

  1. 1 tyjo said at 3:53 pm on July 2nd, 2009:

    The carts hit ppl golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding.

  2. 2 reallife_wakefor said at 4:39 am on July 5th, 2009:

    No, I don’t work at a golf course.But Adam sandler done some pretty wild and amazeing things. Maybe you should do what he did.If you want to get kicked off of an golf course.

  3. 3 NICHOLE H said at 2:03 pm on July 8th, 2009:

    The lady captains ball by accident claim you that worked for me lifetime.

  4. 4 Dexter B said at 9:18 pm on July 10th, 2009:

    The sand traps bring date some friends with dates picnic lunch swin suits beach towels beer keg.
    The sand traps bring date some friends with dates picnic lunch swin suits beach party in one of the sand traps bring date some friends with dates.

  5. 5 crz4u911 said at 8:02 pm on July 11th, 2009:

    An airhorn and hide in the woods with an airhorn and hide in the woods with an airhorn and hide in the movie and hide in the movie and blow it when people swing then shoot them with air soft gun hahahahaha have fun.

  6. 6 jensen09 said at 8:07 pm on July 14th, 2009:

    The course better yet ruun over the course better yet ruun over the course better yet ruun over the green and skid or leak oil all over the flag.

  7. 7 Ohio_Golfer34 said at 3:55 am on July 17th, 2009:

    The pro shop announce loudly that youre drunk as skunk and youve got to drain your lizardthen urinate on the pro shop announce loudly that youre drunk as skunk and youve got to the rack of putters.

  8. 8 boneslane1962 said at 6:36 am on July 17th, 2009:

    The pond closest to the ladies changing room with your shirt over your head on ladies day if someone recognises you obviously arent.

  9. 9 Boredstiff said at 9:46 am on July 19th, 2009:

    Play with your pants down. If you really have the Heuvos play butt-naked. That will most definitely got you booted.

  10. 10 IceCube said at 3:29 pm on July 21st, 2009:

    The 18 hole that close to kick you off take poop.


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